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pixlezq:

Some new requested designs for the Little Hero au! These and the others will be re blogged to the Little Hero au ask blog that should be up and running by tomorrow! I did this all in under an hour so cut me some slack on a few mistakes. And I know Darcy has a bit of hip for a nine year old, but I didn’t want to give her an average thing bodytype and wanted to stay true to her actress. so I’m blaming growth spurts since puberty usually starts it’s course around then,
Jane Foster- As the sole member and president of her high school’s science and astrology club, Jane has taken it upon herself to lead her misfit group of scientists, and new super powered friends on their adventures through New Mexico and New York. She’s a tough, open minded girl with a strong sense of morals. She looks out for her new young friend Darcy and he partially ditsy senior Erik. She keeps Thor in line, buffering his flirtations with questions of Asgard and his sciences. Much to Thor’s disappointment, Jane’s too busy with breakthroughs in science to spend her tome daydreaming of buff blonde boyfriends, not that it doesn’t still cross her mind from time to time.
Darcy Lewis- Darcy is the second unofficial member of jane’s high school’s science club. Using the older girl as ‘high school popularity credit’ for when she joins and fulfilling her love of astrology.The youngest of the group, Darcy uses her early growth spurt as a defense as well as the tazer her father gifted to her the week her hips started to come in early. The day is tazed Thor was one of her greatest achievements if she did say so herself and she makes sure to remind him of that as often as she likes. Her favorite pastimes are finding Loki and reminding him of the one inch she has over him in height and finding new inventive ways to wake Erik up when he falls asleep at his desk. 
Loki- After finding out of his adoption,Loki through quite the temper tantrum and ran off to earth in a fit. After being brought back and grounded the first time for running off, Loki makes sure the second time he runs to stay hidden from his troublesome older brother. He uses his knowledge of magic to hide himself as other people’s children and beautiful women to get by, and spends the rest of the time causes the Avengers trouble. Being as young as he is, Loki still yearns for adult affection and visits his mother under the nose of his father and brother frequently. When not available, Loki does give in to temptation and spends brief amounts of time with his older brother, Natasha ( who he still finds fascinating after their conversation where she managed to trick him. HIM) and Hawkeye even though he usually just spends the time dodging arrows, and imminently runs away afterwards. He refuses to get close to Bruce and plans to find growth magic to use on himself the next time Darcy tries to fins him again
Erik Selvig- New Mexico’s top and youngest high school science teacher, Erik is the chaperoning teacher for the schools science/astrology club. After a weekend field trip with Jane and Darcy, he mostly uses field trips an an excuse to keep a close eye on his girls to make sure they stay out of harms way with their new otherworldly friends. He tends to keep to himself and his studies and looks forward to becoming a top scientific mind with his new findings in Asgard. That is, if he can keep his only responsibilities out of harms way while he’s still on the lower levels on the government payroll.

pixlezq:

Some new requested designs for the Little Hero au! These and the others will be re blogged to the Little Hero au ask blog that should be up and running by tomorrow! I did this all in under an hour so cut me some slack on a few mistakes. And I know Darcy has a bit of hip for a nine year old, but I didn’t want to give her an average thing bodytype and wanted to stay true to her actress. so I’m blaming growth spurts since puberty usually starts it’s course around then,

Jane Foster- As the sole member and president of her high school’s science and astrology club, Jane has taken it upon herself to lead her misfit group of scientists, and new super powered friends on their adventures through New Mexico and New York. She’s a tough, open minded girl with a strong sense of morals. She looks out for her new young friend Darcy and he partially ditsy senior Erik. She keeps Thor in line, buffering his flirtations with questions of Asgard and his sciences. Much to Thor’s disappointment, Jane’s too busy with breakthroughs in science to spend her tome daydreaming of buff blonde boyfriends, not that it doesn’t still cross her mind from time to time.

Darcy Lewis- Darcy is the second unofficial member of jane’s high school’s science club. Using the older girl as ‘high school popularity credit’ for when she joins and fulfilling her love of astrology.The youngest of the group, Darcy uses her early growth spurt as a defense as well as the tazer her father gifted to her the week her hips started to come in early. The day is tazed Thor was one of her greatest achievements if she did say so herself and she makes sure to remind him of that as often as she likes. Her favorite pastimes are finding Loki and reminding him of the one inch she has over him in height and finding new inventive ways to wake Erik up when he falls asleep at his desk. 

Loki- After finding out of his adoption,Loki through quite the temper tantrum and ran off to earth in a fit. After being brought back and grounded the first time for running off, Loki makes sure the second time he runs to stay hidden from his troublesome older brother. He uses his knowledge of magic to hide himself as other people’s children and beautiful women to get by, and spends the rest of the time causes the Avengers trouble. Being as young as he is, Loki still yearns for adult affection and visits his mother under the nose of his father and brother frequently. When not available, Loki does give in to temptation and spends brief amounts of time with his older brother, Natasha ( who he still finds fascinating after their conversation where she managed to trick him. HIM) and Hawkeye even though he usually just spends the time dodging arrows, and imminently runs away afterwards. He refuses to get close to Bruce and plans to find growth magic to use on himself the next time Darcy tries to fins him again

Erik Selvig- New Mexico’s top and youngest high school science teacher, Erik is the chaperoning teacher for the schools science/astrology club. After a weekend field trip with Jane and Darcy, he mostly uses field trips an an excuse to keep a close eye on his girls to make sure they stay out of harms way with their new otherworldly friends. He tends to keep to himself and his studies and looks forward to becoming a top scientific mind with his new findings in Asgard. That is, if he can keep his only responsibilities out of harms way while he’s still on the lower levels on the government payroll.

pixlezq:

Puberty gave them noses fingers and feet, fight me

pixlezq:

Puberty gave them noses fingers and feet, fight me

nbchannibal:

drhanniballecter:

Tiny Hannibal accepts the ALS Ice bucket challenge and nominates nbchannibal!

Challenge accepted.

Donate here: http://www.alsa.org/donate/

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

notmattsmith:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots)

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

(Source: urbancatfitters)

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

twinkleofafadingstar:

so Charlotte Bronte read Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who was poor and would have been a governess had she not married well and then Bronte wrote her own novel exploring the plight of the poor governess who married this guy named Edward Fairfax Rochester in a novel called Jane Eyre and my point is don’t let anyone tell you shit about fanfiction.

helenofdestroy:

Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, AustriaIn the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep.  However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true